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Naughty Valentine's Day in LA

It's the Month of Love, so clear your calendars and make sure you've got something special planned for you and your lover this February 14th. Even if you're single, you can still have a sexy Valentine's Day - there are plenty of naughty events happening which welcome both couples and singles. So if you're in the LA area, check out this list of parties, events and meetups and get yourself booked in. And if you're not in LA, simply take inspiration from the events on this list and Google yourself a similar party which might be happening in your part of the world.

Drag Brunch

Drag Queen Brunch
Hamburger Mary's
Saturday 13th February @ 11am - 2pm
8288 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood 90046
tel. 323.654.3800

Start your Valentine's weekend in raucous style with the Drag Queen Brunch at Hamburger Mary's. Settle in with wings and a beer and join in the fun as The Brunchettes treat you to a live drag show. They do bottomless Mimosas (literally) and there's no cover charge, either, so it's great value and will leave you with plenty of dollars to spend later on in the day at some other naughty party. These brunches are legendary, so what better way to kick off your cheeky weekend?

Bondage Massage Class

Bondassage with Master Hercules
The Stockroom University
Saturday 13th February @ Noon - 2pm
2809 W Sunset Blvd, 90026
tel. 213.484.3882

Want to learn more about sensual massage and bondage techniques? Concentrating on sensation play and sensory deprivation, Master Hercules will teach you the finer points of what he calls “bondassage,” helping you create the perfect erotic backdrop to your bondage play. You'll learn about how to identify and communicate your erotic desires to your partner, then how to act them out in an exciting, but safe, environment. There'll be a live demo from the man himself, plus special guest Mistress Connie Lynn, a professional dominatrix.

Bondage Class

“Bound By Love” 2-Day Bondage Workshop
Den Of Iniquity
Saturday 13th February (9pm) - Monday 15th February (3am)
East 6th St & Alameda, Downtown 90013
tel. 213.623.1520
Tickets $300

A complete Valentine's package, this is a 2-day workshop (technically stretching over 3 days, Saturday to Monday) which intends to teach you not just bondage techniques, but will also explore your attitudes to bondage and love. It's a mix of instructional workshops like “Advanced Bondage Techniques” and “Basic Bondage Theory,” plus plenty of social opportunities at the VIP receptions and cocktail parties, so you can meet new people, chat with like-minded souls about your bondage fantasies, and put into practice some of the techniques you'll learn. So whether you're a dominant woman, a male slave, a kinkmaster or a rope-tie guru, there will be something for you. Mistress Tara is your host.

Kinky Valentine

My Kinky Valentine
Threshold Clubhouse
Saturday 13th February @ 1pm - 7pm
11300 Hartland St, North Hollywood 91605
tel. 818.782.1160
Tickets $10

Love is in the air at Threshold Clubhouse, who are holding a BDSM day time play party. There will be vendors such as Rope Daddy Fetish Emporium, EdgePlay Gear, and Orchid & Serpent. Join in the fun and games and get the chance to win a toy bag worth $800. You can also sign up for one of their short educational workshops and live demos, or visit one of the stands to investigate violet wands, rope play, wax play and erotic massage. There's also a similar night time event, 9pm - 2am.

Burlesque Show

“Addicted To Love” by Hells Belles Burlesque Loaded
Saturday 13th February @ 8pm
6377 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood 90028
tel. 323.963.4655
Tickets $10

If you and your lover are after seeing some sexy entertainment his Valentine's Day, then the Hell's Belles Burlesque troupe have a sizzling show lined up. They're mistresses of the art and always put on a night to remember, so glam up and get yourself along to Loaded for an adrenaline-fueled night of erotic burlesque, cabaret striptease and heart-pumping rock'n'roll.

Kinky Valentine

“1010” - A Kinky Affair For The Discerning Deviant
The Decameron
Saturday 13th February @ 8pm
La Cienaga Blvd & 3rd St, West Hollywood 90048
tel. 310.955.4777
Tickets $40 (single female) $75 (single male) $90 (couple)

One of the most heady and luxurious events going down this Valentine's weekend, 1010 is a seductive and kinky house party offering several different themed rooms designed to excite and inspire the senses. You can attend alone or with your lover and indulge in some saucy BDSM play in the bespoke dungeon, or explore your role play fantasies in the posh living room/salon. Socialize around the hors d'oeuvres table in the elegant library, or get down and dirty in the BDSM studio. There's also a sexy roof terrace with Spanish tiles and a canopy bed, so all your al fresco fantasies can come true, too. Evening wear is encouraged upon entry, with a naughty strip down later on.

Naughty Radio Show

Dr Susan Block Live Radio Show
Culver City (exact location confirmed on reservations)
Saturday 13th February @ 9.30pm
tel. 310.568.0066
Tickets: $35 (plus membership fee)

The infamous radio show is getting the Valentine's treatment this month, so join the studio audience and take part in some raucous, intimate discussions, phone-ins and debates on sex, bondage, swinging and fantasy with Dr Susan Block. Afterwards, join your hostess for an erotic champagne after-party where the fun really starts and guests can indulge in plenty of no-holds-barred action.

Valentine's Ball

Love & Lust Valentine's Costume Ball
Belasco Theater
Saturday 13th February @ 9pm
1050 South Hill St, Downtown 90015
tel. 213.746.5670
Tickets $15-$65

All dressed up and nowhere to go? Then get booked in for this sexy costume ball with dance floors, kink rooms, bars, cabaret and sexy stage shows. Das Bunker are the special guests in the Industrial Room, with Subculture headlining the EDM Room. See acts like Perish, Cosmic Carnival and Ariane Labyrinth strut their stuff, before heading to the lustful kink areas to indulge in some filthy debauchery. Check out the firewalkers, aerial twirlers and over fifty other performers, too.

Swingers Party

Valentine's Swingers Soiree by Mass Pleasures
Venue TBA
Saturday 13th February @ 9pm
Tickets: $150 per couple

Always a sexy, erotically-charged evening, Mass Pleasures are known for their Lifestyle events across LA, and this special Valentine's gig will be no exception. The secret location will be a luxury residence overlooking the city, so expect amazing views along with a beautiful, pre-approved clientele. Wander the expansive rooms socializing with new playmates, or indulge in some intimate kink with your lover. First thirty girls to arrive will receive a special, sexy gift bag of treats, and there's a VIP bar in which to enjoy champagne, cocktails and who knows what else?

Burlesque Dinner & Show

Burlesque Dinner + Show
Esterel & Riviera 31
Saturday 13th & 14th February @ 9pm
8555 Beverly Blvd, Beverly Hills 90048
tel. 310.358.3979

For something stylish, elegant, but still a little naughty, head to Esterel Restaurant at the Sofitel and enjoy a delicious three course dinner before heading next door to the hotel club, Riviera 31, where you'll be treated to a sexy burlesque cabaret show. It's a high end, sophisticated, club, so expect high quality dancers and entertainers, best enjoyed with a few Martinis and handsome company.

BDSM Class

Slave My Love
Den Of Iniquity
Saturday 13th February @ 9pm
East 6th St & Alameda, Downtown 90013
tel. 213.623.1520
Tickets $20 - $80

Part of the larger “Bound By Love” 2-day workshop, this is a social event for those who don't want to do the whole weekend but just want to get together with like minded people for a night of kinky fun. There's a Ladies-only open bar from 9-10, then a “Fool For Love” introductory meet for slaves to meet some dominant women! Goddess Helena will be making her debut and, if you win at the “S&M Dating Game,” then you'll get a chance to go on a dinner date with her. At midnight, join in with the Rope Bondage competition and maybe win a gift voucher or, even naughtier, a free 1-hour dungeon session. Special guests include Cybill Troy, Tara Indiana and Elyse Lovara.

Swingers Party

Valentine's Swingers Party
Club Joi
(Exact location revealed on ticket purchase)
Saturday 13th February @ 9pm-5am
tel. 323.944.7527
Tickets $50

Join the fun at one of LA's most popular swingers clubs. Topless DJ Scarlett is in charge of the music as you and your lover get the chance to explore the many playrooms in search of some Valentine's fun. Dress to impress, and you could win a $100 gift voucher, or maybe you have a stunning singing voice and you can win big on the prize karaoke. Whatever you're into, there's something to entertain you at Club Joi, including a huge dance floor, two stripper poles, sexy bartenders (BYOB) to help “mix” your own drinks, cozy lounges with discreet uplighting, play areas with luxury décor, outdoor smoking area and deck, plus buffet and large locker room area. Easily one of the best equipped swingers clubs in LA, you're guaranteed a Valentine's night to remember.

Burlesque Brunch

Valentine's Day Burlesque Brunch by Dollhouse Entertainment
Sadie Kitchen & Lounge
Sunday 14th February @ Noon
1638 N Las Palmas Ave, Hollywood 90028
tel. 323.467.0200
Tickets $75

A popular burlesque brunch with a dedicated following, join in this Valentine's Day by treating yourself to Mimosas, a 3-course brunch, and some super sexy entertainment at Sadie's. Settle at your table and relax with some great food and even better burlesque, with dancers shimmying around your table and slow-stripping to some sensual beats. It's a beautiful courtyard space, completely conducive to romance, desire and working up a naughty appetite for some proper action later.

Naughty Bingo

Naughty Bingo
Hamburger Mary's
Sunday 14th February @ 6pm & 8pm
8288 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood 90046

The fun never stops at Hamburger Mary's, where those naughty drag queens host the legendary Naughty Bingo. Eyes down, as you compete with others to win some saucy prizes, with all proceeds going to local charities. There are always hilarious special guests, some rude audience participation, and great food and drink to keep the party spirit flowing. It's free entry, but it's wise to call ahead and reserve your table. Two shows, one at 6pm, the other at 9pm.

Naughty Story Telling

Bawdy Storytelling
Busby's East
Sunday 14th February @ 7.30pm
5364 Wilshire Blvd, Mid-Wilshire 90036
tel. 323.525.2615
Tickets $20/$49

Who doesn't like to hear a few rude bedtime stories once in a while? Better still, enjoy them in like-minded company at this hilarious and very rude storytelling show. It's definitely the place to go if you're looking for a spicier-than-normal Valentine's Day, with speakers getting up to tell you their often true stories of sex, dating and shenanigans between the sheets. You'll get a Lelo gift bag as part of your ticket fee, plus access to the bar and reserved seating.

Burlesque Show

Three Clubs
Sunday 14th February @ 7pm
1123 Vine St, Hollywood 90038
tel. 323.462.6441
Tickets $60-$185

One of the best burlesque shows in LA, the Valentine's Day gig is guaranteed to be saucier than most. With plenty of varied entertainment from offer, you'll be treated to a feast of fun from Velvet Tom playing a decadent song list to sexy dancers like Jessabelle Thunder, Sheila Starr Siani and Maxi Millions flaunting their ample assets onstage. Choose from solo seating tickets (singles are definitely encouraged!,) couples tables or VIP tables with champagne, chocolates and roses.

Burlesque Show

Valentine's Revue Burlesque Show
The Grove Theatre
Sunday 14th February @ 8pm
276 E 9th St, Upland 91786
tel. 909.920.4343
Tickets $25

The Grove Theatre is hosting a special evening of naughty burlesque entertainment this Valentine's Day. Be entertained by top class performers such as Kitten De Ville, Sophia Sirena, Caramel Knowledge and Jewel of Denial, among many, many others. Hosted by Jimmy H, a comedy magician with a wicked sense of humor, it's a night that's going to be filled with bawdiness, sexiness and some seriously beautiful women.

Valentine's Dance

Swing My Valentine
Downtown Dance & Movement
Sunday 14th February @ 8pm
1144 S Hope St, Downtown 90015
tel. 213.335.3511
Tickets $12 (door)

If you're in a dancing mood, then these guys are putting on a fun, sexy swing class for Valentine's night. Get your 50s and 60s gladrags on and get down to some energetic tunes with your lover. Dance until you drop in a spacious dance studio with your hosts Marsh and Brit, plus DJs Dax Orion Hock and Professor Watson. Live swing music provided by Hedgehog Swing.

Fetish Class

Naughty Valentine's Fetish "Classe"
Snctm Mansion
Sunday 14th February @ 9pm
(Exact location on ticket purchase)
Tickets: Requires registration

After something sensual, sophisticated, special and super, super sexy? Then the guys at Snctm Mansion have the perfect answer. They're a private members' club and will be running a fetish “classe” on Valentine's Day, where the famous Bunnyman will be showing you how to practice the erotic arts and get the most from your fetish/bondage fantasies. Impact, sensation play, rope ties and use of the Snctm Box Inceptor are included in the class (you can take the Box home to hone your techniques...) and you'll also be treated to a premium buffet and drinks. Very high end, very exclusive, very Valentine's Day. Prior membership is required.

Valentine's Soiree

Wanderlust Valentine's Soiree
Boulevard 3
Sunday 14th February @ 7pm
6523 Sunset Blvd, Hollywood 90028
Tickets $20

This event promises to be a travel adventure, without even leaving the club. You'll be transported to different exotic destinations as the evening progresses, from romantic Paris to sultry Greece. Wander the various rooms and enjoy live music, sexy performances, aphrodisiac desserts and the chance to give your lover the ultimate date night. Upgrade to a VIP ticket and take advantage of reserved seating, raffles champagne and dessert delivered to your table.

~ Sienna Sinclaire - Naughty Girl of Los Angeles - Naughty LA